Monday, April 20, 2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Outside a Campus Hookah Bar

I'm gonna f***ing piss on you!

While Walking Along Greek Row...

Cars! I've got cars in my pants! (in a sing song voice)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Outside a Physics Classroom

"And now she wears diapers. I mean, it's really all your fault... well, I guess he was the one to get her pregnant."

Random Chick Walking to Class

"Like... I want to s*** in my mouth. Maybe that just me but..."

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Sorority Girls Talking...

"So I hooked up with this guy last night but don't worry it doesn't make my count go up. We already hooked up last year."

Monday, February 2, 2009

Story telling guy...

"My friend had testicular cancer. Don't worry it was okay, they just chopped a ball off. So for a present I bought him a package of uniball pens."

Two roommates talking...

"You really shouldn't go down on yourself... I mean get down on yourself!"

Two random girls talking in the market...

"I know it's weird... I'm used to him blowing me up every five minutes."

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Girl to friend in hallway...

You know, if it wasn't for the vending machines, I wouldn't even be here at school."