Some Students Walking Through the Student Union Building...

"I really miss my ex when I'm not getting any."

Outside a Campus Hookah Bar

I'm gonna f***ing piss on you!

While Walking Along Greek Row...

Cars! I've got cars in my pants! (in a sing song voice)

Outside a Physics Classroom

"And now she wears diapers. I mean, it's really all your fault... well, I guess he was the one to get her pregnant."

Random Chick Walking to Class

"Like... I want to s*** in my mouth. Maybe that just me but..."