tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91050302815891880822024-02-08T03:58:08.717-08:00Random Things Overheard at CollegeA blog to let the world know of the plethora of strange, interesting, and often humorous conversations that are overheard everyday in college.Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-62765748744474317452009-04-20T13:02:00.000-07:002009-04-20T13:03:24.006-07:00Some Students Walking Through the Student Union Building..."I really miss my ex when I'm not getting any."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-66057484566387992272009-04-18T02:09:00.002-07:002009-04-18T02:10:15.273-07:00Outside a Campus Hookah BarI'm gonna f***ing piss on you!Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-63571382311544919452009-04-18T02:09:00.001-07:002009-04-18T02:09:46.738-07:00While Walking Along Greek Row...Cars! I've got cars in my pants! (in a sing song voice)Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-71792076658966755342009-04-16T19:10:00.000-07:002009-04-16T19:11:35.072-07:00Outside a Physics Classroom"And now she wears diapers. I mean, it's really all your fault... well, I guess he was the one to get her pregnant."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-58240928592231353682009-04-16T19:09:00.000-07:002009-04-16T19:10:43.289-07:00Random Chick Walking to Class"Like... I want to s*** in my mouth. Maybe that just me but..."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-86922650144195259012009-03-04T15:36:00.000-08:002009-03-04T15:37:39.714-08:00Sorority Girls Talking..."So I hooked up with this guy last night but don't worry it doesn't make my count go up. We already hooked up last year."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-21000447505856827102009-02-02T12:44:00.000-08:002009-02-02T12:46:05.968-08:00Story telling guy..."My friend had testicular cancer. Don't worry it was okay, they just chopped a ball off. So for a present I bought him a package of uniball pens."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-71303782092901685222009-02-02T12:43:00.000-08:002009-02-02T12:44:51.190-08:00Two roommates talking..."You really shouldn't go down on yourself... I mean get down on yourself!"Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-57291431039014519282009-02-02T12:42:00.000-08:002009-02-02T12:43:01.526-08:00Two random girls talking in the market..."I know it's weird... I'm used to him blowing me up every five minutes."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-71954930475708135862009-01-20T17:04:00.000-08:002009-01-20T17:06:10.052-08:00Girl to friend in hallway...You know, if it wasn't for the vending machines, I wouldn't even be here at school."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-78396051295576251272008-12-01T16:21:00.001-08:002008-12-01T16:23:33.006-08:00Two Girls Walking To Their Sorority...Girl 1: "She's way too pretty for her own good."<br /><br />Girl 2: "She's like a big ho. You know, one of those not huge... but, you know."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-76075092727893390122008-11-19T17:05:00.000-08:002008-11-19T17:06:32.605-08:00Two people walking and talking..."...and she was just standing there, butt naked, holding her sports bra."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-47168716481746042392008-11-01T02:43:00.000-07:002008-11-01T02:45:05.985-07:00Girl Walking Across Street...(A girl walking across the street runs towards a McDonald's bag and kicks it)<br /><br />"Dang it... I was hoping that was a baby, not a McDonald's bag."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-2735848003099831962008-10-28T15:45:00.000-07:002008-10-28T15:47:32.926-07:00Girl in Line at Jamba Juice..."I can't believe Morgan took ALL my underwear... even my swimsuit bottoms. What am I supposed wear?"Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-64948149891412089982008-10-28T01:19:00.000-07:002008-10-28T01:22:04.193-07:00Guy to Study Group..."You do know that the government does experiments? They wait for people to get high or drunk and then they come out of nowhere and basically kidnap them. Then they take these people to these secret locations where they run crazy tests on them just to see what drugs will do. It's all undisclosed information. You can look it up... but it's all undisclosed."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-18184418521045742422008-10-28T01:17:00.001-07:002008-10-28T01:22:16.624-07:00Girl to Study Group..."So I locked myself in the room at this party because I was just freaking out. Still it looked like Jordan and his friends were going in and out of the room even though I knew I had locked the door and I was in there by myself! I couldn't figure out how they were doing it. I haven't gotten high ever since."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-88162156872928267032008-10-28T01:15:00.000-07:002008-10-28T01:22:30.227-07:00Girl Talking to Her Friend..."...and she does cocaine everyday. I mean, once in a while is okay..."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-62190482664046953232008-10-27T03:46:00.001-07:002008-10-27T03:47:00.476-07:00Girl On Cell Phone..."I just feel like our relationship is so... robins egg blue."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-90657130725533444822008-10-27T03:45:00.000-07:002008-10-27T03:46:32.234-07:00Guy Walking with a Group of Friends..."So she's wearing this tiny ass skirt and you can totally see her vagina for miles..."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-11430403000268404382008-10-27T03:44:00.000-07:002008-10-27T03:45:55.913-07:00Girl Distressed About Her Weekend..."I can't believe he left so soon... He didn't even wait for me to turn him on."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-89975566993480792872008-10-27T03:43:00.000-07:002008-10-27T03:44:51.532-07:00Guy and a Girl Walking to Class...Girl: "You gotta at least have that."<br /><br />Guy: "Yeah you totally gotta have that."<br /><br />Girl: "I mean, even if you fight all the time... you gotta at least have great sex."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-33953503126858264972008-10-27T03:42:00.000-07:002008-10-29T00:03:42.434-07:00Two Girls Discuss Politics...Girl 1: "We put all our energy behind Barrack Omaba and his guy... whoever that is."<br /><br />Girl 2: "Don't you mean Obama?"<br /><br />Girl 1: "Oh yeah, what did I say?"<br /><br />Girl 2: "And his guy is Biden."<br /><br />Girl 1: "And definitely not that DEVIL woman, screw that."<br /><br />Girl 2: "Yeah, screw that."Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-39770703640904034482008-10-27T03:35:00.000-07:002008-10-27T03:42:21.922-07:00Girl Leaving the Dining Center with Her Friends..."Hahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, I'm going to F*** your dad, hahahaha!"Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-79696427162053105652008-10-27T03:26:00.000-07:002008-10-28T01:22:45.999-07:00The Journey...Well world... I have decided to embark on a journey. A journey so epic, so incredible, so life changing, that it required a blog. It is a journey to let the world know of all the ridiculous things one can overhear whilst at college. The majority of these posts will have come from Washington State University, however, if you have any crazy, silly, humorous, or downright ridiculous conversations you've overheard at your campus feel free to email me your contributions at randomcollege@gmail.com<br /><br />And with that... the journey begins.Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0