tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91050302815891880822011-11-27T16:25:02.738-08:00A blog to let the world know of the plethora of strange, interesting, and often humorous conversations that are overheard everyday in college.Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-62765748744474317452009-04-20T13:02:00.000-07:002009-04-20T13:03:24.006-07:00"I really miss my ex when I'm not getting any."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-6276574874447431745?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-66057484566387992272009-04-18T02:09:00.002-07:002009-04-18T02:10:15.273-07:00I'm gonna f***ing piss on you!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-6605748456638799227?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-63571382311544919452009-04-18T02:09:00.001-07:002009-04-18T02:09:46.738-07:00Cars! I've got cars in my pants! (in a sing song voice)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-6357138231154491945?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-71792076658966755342009-04-16T19:10:00.000-07:002009-04-16T19:11:35.072-07:00"And now she wears diapers. I mean, it's really all your fault... well, I guess he was the one to get her pregnant."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-7179207665896675534?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-58240928592231353682009-04-16T19:09:00.000-07:002009-04-16T19:10:43.289-07:00"Like... I want to s*** in my mouth. Maybe that just me but..."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-5824092859223135368?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-86922650144195259012009-03-04T15:36:00.000-08:002009-03-04T15:37:39.714-08:00"So I hooked up with this guy last night but don't worry it doesn't make my count go up. We already hooked up last year."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-8692265014419525901?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-21000447505856827102009-02-02T12:44:00.000-08:002009-02-02T12:46:05.968-08:00"My friend had testicular cancer. Don't worry it was okay, they just chopped a ball off. So for a present I bought him a package of uniball pens."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-2100044750585682710?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-71303782092901685222009-02-02T12:43:00.000-08:002009-02-02T12:44:51.190-08:00"You really shouldn't go down on yourself... I mean get down on yourself!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-7130378209290168522?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-57291431039014519282009-02-02T12:42:00.000-08:002009-02-02T12:43:01.526-08:00"I know it's weird... I'm used to him blowing me up every five minutes."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-5729143103901451928?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-71954930475708135862009-01-20T17:04:00.000-08:002009-01-20T17:06:10.052-08:00You know, if it wasn't for the vending machines, I wouldn't even be here at school."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-7195493047570813586?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-78396051295576251272008-12-01T16:21:00.001-08:002008-12-01T16:23:33.006-08:00Girl 1: "She's way too pretty for her own good."<br /><br />Girl 2: "She's like a big ho. You know, one of those not huge... but, you know."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-7839605129557625127?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-76075092727893390122008-11-19T17:05:00.000-08:002008-11-19T17:06:32.605-08:00"...and she was just standing there, butt naked, holding her sports bra."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-7607509272789339012?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-47168716481746042392008-11-01T02:43:00.000-07:002008-11-01T02:45:05.985-07:00(A girl walking across the street runs towards a McDonald's bag and kicks it)<br /><br />"Dang it... I was hoping that was a baby, not a McDonald's bag."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-4716871648174604239?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-2735848003099831962008-10-28T15:45:00.000-07:002008-10-28T15:47:32.926-07:00"I can't believe Morgan took ALL my underwear... even my swimsuit bottoms. What am I supposed wear?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-273584800309983196?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-64948149891412089982008-10-28T01:19:00.000-07:002008-10-28T01:22:04.193-07:00"You do know that the government does experiments? They wait for people to get high or drunk and then they come out of nowhere and basically kidnap them. Then they take these people to these secret locations where they run crazy tests on them just to see what drugs will do. It's all undisclosed information. You can look it up... but it's all undisclosed."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-6494814989141208998?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-18184418521045742422008-10-28T01:17:00.001-07:002008-10-28T01:22:16.624-07:00"So I locked myself in the room at this party because I was just freaking out. Still it looked like Jordan and his friends were going in and out of the room even though I knew I had locked the door and I was in there by myself! I couldn't figure out how they were doing it. I haven't gotten high ever since."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-1818441852104574242?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-88162156872928267032008-10-28T01:15:00.000-07:002008-10-28T01:22:30.227-07:00"...and she does cocaine everyday. I mean, once in a while is okay..."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-8816215687292826703?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-62190482664046953232008-10-27T03:46:00.001-07:002008-10-27T03:47:00.476-07:00"I just feel like our relationship is so... robins egg blue."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-6219048266404695323?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-90657130725533444822008-10-27T03:45:00.000-07:002008-10-27T03:46:32.234-07:00"So she's wearing this tiny ass skirt and you can totally see her vagina for miles..."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-9065713072553344482?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-11430403000268404382008-10-27T03:44:00.000-07:002008-10-27T03:45:55.913-07:00"I can't believe he left so soon... He didn't even wait for me to turn him on."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-1143040300026840438?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-89975566993480792872008-10-27T03:43:00.000-07:002008-10-27T03:44:51.532-07:00Girl: "You gotta at least have that."<br /><br />Guy: "Yeah you totally gotta have that."<br /><br />Girl: "I mean, even if you fight all the time... you gotta at least have great sex."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-8997556699348079287?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-33953503126858264972008-10-27T03:42:00.000-07:002008-10-29T00:03:42.434-07:00Girl 1: "We put all our energy behind Barrack Omaba and his guy... whoever that is."<br /><br />Girl 2: "Don't you mean Obama?"<br /><br />Girl 1: "Oh yeah, what did I say?"<br /><br />Girl 2: "And his guy is Biden."<br /><br />Girl 1: "And definitely not that DEVIL woman, screw that."<br /><br />Girl 2: "Yeah, screw that."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-3395350312685826497?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-39770703640904034482008-10-27T03:35:00.000-07:002008-10-27T03:42:21.922-07:00"Hahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, I'm going to F*** your dad, hahahaha!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-3977070364090403448?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105030281589188082.post-79696427162053105652008-10-27T03:26:00.000-07:002008-10-28T01:22:45.999-07:00Well world... I have decided to embark on a journey. A journey so epic, so incredible, so life changing, that it required a blog. It is a journey to let the world know of all the ridiculous things one can overhear whilst at college. The majority of these posts will have come from Washington State University, however, if you have any crazy, silly, humorous, or downright ridiculous conversations you've overheard at your campus feel free to email me your contributions at randomcollege@gmail.com<br /><br />And with that... the journey begins.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9105030281589188082-7969642716205310565?l=randomcollege.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random College Student -http://www.blogger.com/profile/09629968248347179908noreply@blogger.com0